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The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven as he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates; he saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.”

“Where’s Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s clock?” asked the man.

“Gloria’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

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so deliciously and outrageously TEMPTING

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This is a book authored by Edgar Calabia Samar. This book has created an evolution on the world of writing for it has gone a long way of creating this kind of writings to be more realistic by using more words that makes every scene more fitted on a real life.

I have one for myself. !

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I have this wierd dream last night… .. I was walking on a place that is just light all over the place. I have never dreamed like this before, wierd actually cause lately I have been dreaming of the opposites. More likely a nightmare. But this one is so strange, in the middle of nowhere, I saw a hand reaching me out from above. I saw His hands.. .have a whole on it. A wound maybe. But as I go along, I try to reach out that hand. Then I woke up in the middle of the night.

I don’t know, but before this happena, I’m about to fall on my faith in God. But after that night of dreaming this, more blessings is starting to fall upon me. Maybe, this is a way of God to say to me, “Son, keep holding unto your faith." And as I reach out my hand, I know I accepted wholeheartedly that invitation of Him.

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